Christmas Balls!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to my Family @ SBO!!!! Have a Happy & Safe Holiday Season!!!!!!!
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From Everyone @ the Striper Bites Family....Debbie,Jeff,CJ,& Samantha



Bluesfish

Great Idea

wow affraid jeff u da man ...yes u are ....they look incredible affraid happy holidays to u and the family ...awsome simply awsome drool

thats pretty sweet Jeff.

now i want to see somone do this with a plug affraid

very clever! original idea. I really like those!

always wondered what jeffs balls would look like and now i know. is that blue or purple?

just thinking outside the box at its best, never thought i would say this, but i want your balls

Etch

rebelmusicnp wrote:always wondered what jeffs balls would look like and now i know. is that blue or purple?

They're both blue & purple, normally they're black & blue from being broke sooooooo much! affraid affraid

Bluesfish

FANTASTIC JEFF! THAT WAS A PRETTY CREATIVE IDEA!!! AWESOME!

GREAT BALLS OF TAIL HOOKS....HO HO HO!

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Hey Jeff

Thanks for showing us your Balls ....LOL

They look great Shaven i see...LOL

Happy Holidays to you and your Family ..

Tight lines

Ed

Damm i could use a few for the tree.nice work Bro...

great idea!

Nice stuff, very original, Merry Xmas !!!

THEY ARE SWEET! I sold 4 of ur teasers thus far.

heh-heh.................you said balls
very cool!

Jingle Balls , Jingle balls ,, jingle all the way to the flea market , Jeff I bet they would sell,I can see it now(GET YOUR CUSTOM BALLS ) Merry Xmas to you and the family if i dont get to speak w/ you before the big day.
Rick

at least their not Scheaty balls.

i ment Schweaty balls

I HAVE BIG BALLS, SHE HAS BIG BALLS...... BUT BLUEFISH HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS OF EM ALL!!!!

rocstar21 wrote:I HAVE BIG BALLS, SHE HAS BIG BALLS...... BUT BLUEFISH HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS OF EM ALL!!!!

YO Rock.. check it out!
'Twas the Night of the King's Castration: the last of the Royal Balls was coming off. All the counts, discounts and no-'ccounts were sitting around the throne room slinging camel-****, for in those days, bull-**** was as yet unknown.
A noise was heard in the courtyard and in came Daniel on his gallant white steed, with his balls slung over his shoulder. "What ho!" cried the King. "Ass-hole!" replied Daniel, thus scoring an early point for the common people.

At this, the Queen dashed madly through the court with her drawers at half-mast, and her ass shining like a looking-glass in the moonlight.

Hilarious now, the King offered Daniel the post of second-in-command. "But what of the Queen?" asked Daniel. "Oh, **** the Queen!" replied the King, and 50,000 loyal courtiers were killed in the rush, for in those days the King's word was law, and the King ruled with an iron hand.

Upon seeing such mass slaughter, the King in exasperation exclaimed, "Oh, ****!"; and all 50,000 remaining loyal courtiers dropped their drawers and squatted on their haunches and strained and grunted in unison, for in those days the King's word was law and the King ruled with an iron hand.

"Stop!" cried the Queen, thinking of the royal carpet. The King called "Halt!" and 49,999 loyal butt-holes snapped shut with a stately click, and 49,999 glistening turds were nipped, gently steaming in the morning air, all save for that of Daniel, who proceeded to lay one two cubits wide by one cubit high by three cubits long.

The King was sore affronted, and ordered Daniel thrown into the lions' den for three days and three nights, for in those days the King's word was law and the King ruled with an iron hand.

And here was Daniel, in the midst of all those roaring, snarling beasts --- but of course, you could easily recognize Daniel by the large green parasol that he always carried.

On the first day, the Queen came unto Daniel and Daniel said, "Oh Queen, I am in need of some tea!" and the Queen asked, "What manner of tea?" Daniel replied, "C-U-N-T!" And the Queen departed.

On the second day the Queen came unto Daniel and Daniel said, "Oh Queen, I am in need of some pills!" and the Queen asked, "What manner of pills?" Daniel replied, "NIP-PILLS!" And the Queen departed.

Again on the third day, the King came unto Daniel, but it had come to pass that on the morning of the third day, Daniel had shat a great ****, and the lions were sore affronted. Almost all of them had thenceforth kept their distance from Daniel. But one of the lions took a liking to Daniel's left nut, and began to munch upon it. "Oh, it tickles, it tickles!" cried Daniel. "What tickles?" asked the King. "TES-TICKLES!" roared Daniel, thereby scoring another point for the common people. Upon hearing this, all the ladies in the courtyard took out their tits and tittered.

Then the lion crouched as if to spring, but instead laid a big turd. This amused the King, and he ordered Daniel to come forth, but Daniel slipped on the lion's turd and came fifth, thus utterly losing the race. This angered Daniel so greatly that he picked up the lion turd and, with menacing accuracy, hurled it at random. Random, being a crafty little bugger, ducked, and the turd hit the King full in the eye.

Now, this made the King exceedingly angry, whereupon he inquired, "Where's the Queen?" "Milord, she is on the Royal Crapper." "And is she well-supplied with paper?" "Milord, she has forty reams of the finest linen." "It is good," said the King. "And where's the Princess?" "Oh, she's upstairs in bed with laryngitis." "Not that #$%$#$&# Greek again!" cried Daniel.

This amused the King and he spake, "Oh, **** the Princess!" and another 40,000 loyal courtiers were trampled to death in the rush, for in those days the King's word was law, and the King ruled with an iron hand, and besides, the Princess was a comely wench. This made the King exceeding angry, but the Queen only said, "Well, I'll be fucked!" --- more in hope than in indignation. But nobody moved, save a solitary senile seneschal, quietly masturbating in a corner into a silver teaspoon, and Daniel, who, taking her at her word, grabbed the Queen by her butt-cheeks and slipped her onto his dick like a well-worn jackboot.

Later in the evening the King entered the Royal Boudoir and beheld the Queen lying on the bed, clad only in Nature's attire. "Roll over, Queen!" ordered the King. "I'll be fucked if I will!" shouted the Queen. "You will at that," observed the King, "but you'll be corn-holed if you won't!" Hearing this, the Queen shat a gold brick, for in those days a square ass-hole was a symbol of royalty.

When the King saw this, he cried, "Balls!"; not because he had to, but because he had two. And the Queen replied, "Balls!? If I had two, I could be King!"

Whereupon the King, having partaken of over-ripe olives, hied himself to the innermost part of his kingdom and proceeded to **** buttermilk for three days, and thereafter was forever known as King Dairy-Ass, throughout the world.

Blaming Daniel for his digestive discomfort the King sentenced Daniel to wander in the wilderness for forty days and forty nights, for in those days the King's word was law and the King ruled with an iron hand.

And so it came to pass that Daniel wandered in the wilderness for many a long day and many a long night. But in the evening of his thirteenth day in the wilderness, Daniel was set upon by bandits! Not, as you might at first surmise, ordinary bandits, but Mexican bandits. Nor, as you might at second surmise, ordinary Mexican bandits, but Mexican bum-bandits, who debagged him, scragged him, and shagged him, and left him with his pockets jingling, and his ass-hole tingling.

Months went by before the Queen came unto Daniel. "Oh Daniel, I am heavy with child. What steps are to be taken?" "Fuckin' big ones!" replied Daniel as he vanished over the Southern horizon.

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that would've took me a whole day to type

rocstar21 wrote:I HAVE BIG BALLS, SHE HAS BIG BALLS...... BUT BLUEFISH HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS OF EM ALL!!!!

Some balls are held for charity and some with fancy dress. When their held for pleasure that's the balls I like best.