Congrats rebelmusicnp!!!!!!!!!!

Jon's a Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats Buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!Beautiful baby girl!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Awesome!! Congratulations Rebel!!!

Congrats on the baby.

Congrats rebelmusicnp.........

Congratulations to you and your wife ,enjoy as they grow up so fast..

Congrats Jon
Jon Here's a few rules someone gave to me for my daughter so I'll pass them on to you.
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long
as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes
or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are
complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating my daughter. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?



Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are
going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

yo reb i am so happy for u guys i was working when i got ur text i have to say i yelled "yea" real loud people at star bucks looked at me like i am nuts....i cant wait to meet her...were gonna have fun teaching her to out fish you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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In adddition to Andy's fine points above one of the truer things someone told me when I had my 1st daughter was.

With a boy you only have to worry about one penis, with a girl you have to worry about all of them!

Enjoy her there is nothing like it in the world, you will never believe how much you could love someone until you have kids.

joesfishinproblem wrote:yo reb i am so happy for u guys i was working when i got ur text i have to say i yelled "yea" real loud people at star bucks looked at me like i am nuts....i cant wait to meet her...were gonna have fun teaching her to out fish you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Joe
Are you working at Starbucks now? Can I get a baconator with my latte?

no but i was taking out there garbage for the waist mng company i am working for...do you wanna sleep with the fishes kev????

CONGRATS JON!!

CONGRATS REBEL TO YOU AND UR WIFE AND UR BABY GIRL , I WISH U ALL THE BEST , SHE COULDNT HAVE A BETTER DAD THAN U GOD BLESS

Kevnmary wrote:

joesfishinproblem wrote:yo reb i am so happy for u guys i was working when i got ur text i have to say i yelled "yea" real loud people at star bucks looked at me like i am nuts....i cant wait to meet her...were gonna have fun teaching her to out fish you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Joe
Are you working at Starbucks now? Can I get a baconator with my latte?

NOW THATS FUNNY

Congrats!

Congrats rebel to you and the Misses. Enjoy every minute of her, because they grow up entirely to fast. Again, congrats.

congradulations i have 2 daughters so god is punishing me also .. not that daughters are not good but as kevnmary stated

Yo Yo Yo Congrats Jon and family..!!!!

rebelmusicnp i wish you and your growing family nothing but the best congrats buddy
cherish the love your little one will throw upon you cause there is no better feeling in thew world.....

very happy for you and your family......

Congrats to you and Mom on a healthy baby boy.

VooDoo Tackle

its really nice to log on and see all these great posts. thanks a lot guys! as many of you hinted at, you can't even describe the love and feeling that you have when you have a child. i could sit and look at her all day. mom and baby are doing really well.
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Awwww what a great picture!!

rebelmusicnp wrote:its really nice to log on and see all these great posts. thanks a lot guys! as many of you hinted at, you can't even describe the love and feeling that you have when you have a child. i could sit and look at her all day. mom and baby are doing really well.
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Bro,Thats great she is a keeper. I remember when my son was born and i seen him for the 1st time. I just started CRYING,HAPPEST TIME IN MY LIFE..It's a great feeling,wishing you and your family the best..

rebel god blessed u both i wish u all the best of luck with ur new princess :queen: :queen: