Kids View on the Ocean

126andy 5/29/2009, 5:25 pm

KIDS' VIEWS ON THE OCEAN

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

(Kelly, age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by ocean you are an Island. If you don't
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.

(Billy, age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with two other men, a woman and
some pots, and comes back with crabs. ( Millie, age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross
the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors
would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they
would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister
has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy, age 6)

9) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea, where
I think they have to plug themselves into chargers at night.

(Christopher, age 7)

10) When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

11) On vacation my Grandpa went water skiing. He fell off when he
was going very fast. He said he won't do it again because water
fired right up his big fat ***. (Julie, age 7)

12) The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't
drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

13) My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married
my mom. (James, age 7)