Found elsewhere but I got a chuckle.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

lol i just fell off my chair lol that would be something that would happen to me lol.....

hahahah

NOW THATS FUNNY RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!



FC

Excellent Joke!!!

that's good! still cracking u

good one

That just made my morning

thats funny right there

When I tell this one I'm gonna add this to the end:

" No, I'm your sons teacher...but here's my phone number..."

:lol: :lol: good one :twisted: