OK I'M back so heres some jokes

Bayside Arty 10/28/2009, 9:04 am

Ok guys Im Back busy summer ran right into the Fall run LOL im back for one day and Iv benn asked for jokes already LOL so here it goes

A professor at the University of Minnesota was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience , he asks, How many people here believe in ghosts?
About 90 students raise their hand.Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?
About 40 students raise their hands.
That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?
About 15 students raise their hand.
Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?
Three students raise their hands.
That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further.... Have any of you ever made love to a Ghost?
Way in the back, a big Texas redneck raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says Son,
all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one
has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor
Asks, "So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

"Shiiiiiiit!!
From way back there I thought you said 'goat !"